Jack off tips for men

When your average guy hears the word "hand job," it goes through a processing factory that spits it out to his brain as "Dry claw grip parade NOOOO. I'm tired, and I already brushed my teeth. Why are handies considered the embarrassing inbred cousin of the blow job? Because they're associated with the ultimate unsexy sexual attitude: Halfheartedness.

To help you get some new ideas, BuzzFeed asked people of all ages, genders, and sexualities to describe the nitty-gritty of how they actually masturbate. Here are tips from our readers with penises that you might want to try yourself. The biggest and best Os I've ever had and my hand is enjoying its vacation. I put the baggie on my cock and wank for five minutes. I stop, and wait to get a little harder, then wank til I cum. Instructions including how fast to go, how long for, and sometimes asking you to eat the semen you've just produced.

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This is nothing new: Almost every guy masturbates. And recent research continues to remind us why it's a good idea: The release of dopamine , endorphins, and oxytocin during masturbation can help with everything from relaxation to insomnia to good metabolism. The activation of muscles, nerves, and blood vessels create internal genital tone , prevent sensory damage , and might treat erectile dysfunction issues. Losing a few swimmers prompts the creation of new sperm with decreased instances of DNA damage and increased motility. There's even some research to suggest that ejaculating can decrease the risk of prostate cancer , boost immune system functionality, and in at least one case relieve Restless Leg Syndrome.